i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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