I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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