I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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