I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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