Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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