The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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