how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
