in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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