Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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