someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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