and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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