I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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