okay pat passed out under dana's car
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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