There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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