I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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