I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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