We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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