Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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