The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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