so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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