return my video game
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm getting married
To pizza
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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