Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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