are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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