He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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