I am puke
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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