What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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