I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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