I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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