I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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