Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
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PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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