i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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