I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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