I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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