I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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