why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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