On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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