what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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