i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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