He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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