yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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