The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
No subtext here. People are naked.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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