Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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