I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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