Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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