i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
