I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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