i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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