don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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