i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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