he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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