Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Do vagina's smell?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
