well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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