we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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