I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
My breasts were aching with rage.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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