Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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