I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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