just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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