i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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