You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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