Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
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